lex kulet 1

Nanay: Lex! Kung ikaw e ki-kiss, mag-kiss ka na. Kung kelan nasa tricycle tsaka ka hahabol!
Lex: * Dedma *
Nanay and Tatay walks away, opens the gate, ready to leave.
Lex: (running) Nanay!!! Kiss muna! Bless muna! Waaaaah!
Nanay (now furious): Sinabi ng...!

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Sinundo ni Ninong si Tita, nakahiram si Ninong ng car. Pagdating sa bahay…
Lex: Ninong, meron car?
Ninong: Wala po.
Lex: (sniffs Ninong) Meron car e!
Ninong looks at Tita, very surprised. (Interpretation: Paano nya nalaman?)
Tita: (sniffs Ninong din) Irvin, pwede! (Pwede as in nalaman ni Lex na may car dahil amoy car si Ninong.)
Lex: Bebe! (Bulol na “Pwede!”)
Now, everytime Tita sniffs Ninong, Lex exclaims “Bebe!”

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Tita shows wedding album to Mommy and Lex via webcam, zooms to Clyron.
Lex: Clyron is so cute-ing! (Hehe, why not-ing?!)
Another hirit…
Lex: Ki-kiss ni Ninong si Tita, yuuuccccckkkk! (Hoy, wedding album to ‘no! Hindi porno magazine! Hmph!)